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Laherto's gedicht (Dutch poem)
Book Of Jobs, Chapter 2 (Joke)
3 A.M. Jazz Clarinet (Poem)
Superior Quartet Jazz (CD review)
Alcohol free Jazz ??? (Internet)
Awards (Internet)
Het informele jazzcircuit (Dutch Article)

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"Ritme rook en heroine

"Ritme rook en heroine"
kraken doen ze notenbalken
de trompet blaast oren uit
ook de contra bast bom ritmisch
klagend zelfs de engel blauw
de roffel raakt het schuifel stampwerk

zie de rook reflectie tonen
van de deining in de straat
waar de pooiers hoeren raken
snaren junken spuit de terts
ritme rook en heroine
dichters leren regels lichten
uit de gaten van de stad


* Vanaf februari 2003 in de boekhandel verkrijgbaar*


Chapter Two

...And so in the dark of night the Lord awoke Noah, and spoke to him.

"Noah, awake and heed my words!"

And Noah, being sore, afraid and disoriented, did cry out, "Who goeth there?"

And the Lord did smite him upside the head, saying, "It is the Lord of all things, dummy!"

And Noah did tremble, saying, "Lord, why hath thou wakened me?"

And the Lord did say, "Noah, build me a Jobbing Band.

"For the earth will be visited by a plague of Brides, followed by forty days of Trade Shows and forty nights of Awards Banquets."

And Noah did say, "Command me, Lord."

And the Lord did say, "First, thou must find me a Leader."

And Noah replied, "But Lord, will I not be thy Leader?"

And the Lord did smite him again, saying, "Fool, thou will be my Contractor. Ask not why!"

And Noah did bow his head, saying, "Yes, my Lord. And what will this Leader play?"

And the Lord said, "It mattereth little, whether he play or not, or whether he be proficient or not. For his job shall primarily be to talk to the Brides and their Mothers, and to deal with Clients, and to count off Tempos wrong, and to inquire as to whether Overtime will happen, and to try to segue tunes that should not be segued.

If he playeth any instrument, thou must always have another player of that instrument on the band, just to be safe."

And Noah did say, "And what else shall this Leader do?"

And the Lord replied, "It shall be his job to spread Bad Information and Confusion amongst the Sidemen, and to pit them one against the other, and to delay all payments.

"Further shall it be his job, until we can afford a Soundman, to create Feedback, and to invent new Equalization Curves therefore."

And Noah did shake his head in wonder, saying, "Lord, thy ways are Strange and Mysterious. What more shall I do?"

And the Lord said, "Next, find me a Rhythm Section.

"First, find me a Drummer. And Three Things above all must this Drummer possess."

And Noah did ask, "What are these Three Things? Double Bass Drums? An Electronic Kit? Congas?"

And the Lord did smite Noah again, saying "Second-guess me not, my servant.

First, this Drummer must have slightly imperfect time, so that whenever he playeth a Fill (and he shall play many), he always emergeth at a different place, sometimes early and sometimes late, but thou may not guess which. "And second, he must be Supremely Discontent, always hoping for the Big Break which will lead to him playing with Chick Corea or Madonna, so that he despiseth Jobbing.

"And third, he must always be convinced of his Righteousness, in all things, including Time, Volume, Tempo and Feel, so that he argueth always with the Bass Player."

And Noah did say, "As you command, Lord. And what next?"

And the Lord did say, "Thou art learning, Noah. Next shall be the Bass Player. And he shall be Bored. That is all."

And Noah did say, "Of course. And next, my Lord?"

"Next shall be the Piano Player. And he shall play as if he has twenty fingers, and he shall ply Substitute upon Substitute, until no man may name the Chord, and he will not be helpful.

"Furthermore, he shall always be Late. And he shall always be trying out New Gear, of which he has no knowledge."

And Noah did wonder aloud, "Lord, Great is thy Wisdom!"

"Next shall be the Guitar Player. And he shall be a Rock Guitar Player. And he shall be Loud, and he shall sing 'Old Time Rock n' Roll'. "Also shall he know not The Page, and so shall rely upon his Ears, which have been damaged by exposure to High Sound Pressure Levels. For the Guitarists who Read shall already be playing Shows, and will be making the Big Shekels. "And his tux shall be the Rattiest."

And Noah did say, "It shall be done."

And the Lord did say, "Next thou shall need Horns. "First shall be the Saxophones. And they shall be Beboppers. And they shall play their Bird Quotes in every song, yea, even the Celine Dion ballad. And they shall Get High on every break, and make the Long Faces all night long, but especially when 'In The Mood' is called.

"Next shall be the Trumpeters. And they shall every one attempt to take everything Up an Octave, and fail frequently. And of Changes they shall know nothing.

"And finally shall be the Trombone Player. And many jokes will be made about him, for he will have a Beeper, as well as a Day Job, and he will be the first to be Cut from the Band."

And Noah, taking many notes, did say, "Mighty is the Lord!"

"Next shall be the String Players. Find me Three Women, and attach Pickups to their Violins that are more ancient even than Myself, so that their instruments screecheth and causeth great pain. "And their job shall be to dress in Evening Gowns, and to Fake Parts on all Ballads, and to occasionally Stroll, and to complain about the Volume, and the Intonation, and to impede the Swing." And Noah did say, "What else can be left, Lord?"

And the Lord did say, "Finally, find me the Singers. "And they shall be Three, one a Male, and two Females. "And the Male shall be a Strutting Peacock, with the Rock 'N Roll Hair, and he shall never have to wear The Tuxedo, and also shall he play The Harmonica.

"And of the Females, one shall be Black and one shall be White. And the Black one shall ALWAYS sing the Aretha songs, and the Disco. "And the White one shall ALWAYS sing the Power Ballads, and the Country Songs. "But both shall share the Motown Medley, and shall sing Backup for the Male, and forget the Words, and be Late, and know nothing of Keys or Form. And they shall leave every gig immediately, having never touched a piece of Equipment. "And they shall be paid many more shekels than the Sidemen. Ask not why."

And Noah did say, "As Thou sayest, my Lord."

And the Lord did command him, "Search high and low for these, as not every musician can fulfill these requirements. And though we have No Work yet, a Committment must be secured from All.

And while you're at it, start looking for Subs."

And Noah did say, "Lord, thy will be done."

by Jack Trussell

Play it like the night
Play it with the clouds low down and black

And the rain falling across a dull street lamp
Play me a wet street and the dark houses

And the woman by the corner that goes with it.
Play it way down,

Way down deep and then bring it up as the rain
gusts harder
Bring it up until the woman steps into a doorway

And there is nothing left but the wet street and the
dark houses
Up until the lamp is nothing but a smudge
And the black is all there is.

Superior Quartet Jazz

Armando Cairo Quartet - Redheaded Sirens

Jazz Journal Int., CD Review by Richard Palmer, March 1999.

A most agreeable and funfilled surprise. I had never heard of any of these musicians when the CD arrived, and subsequent enquiry has left me none wiser; however, I am delighted to make their aural acquaintance. This is superior quartet jazz: mellow and humorous, it has plenty of bite and imagination as well, and I can think of several more vaunted sessions that could have learnt a thing or two from Cairo and his men about the virtues of unpretentious clarity and taking care of business.

Armando CD On the sleeve Cairo is quoted as an admirer of such 'Big Sound' tenors as Byas, Lockjaw , Dexter and Rollins; I'm a touch surprised that Gene Ammons wasn't cited as well, for Cairo's lissom but straightforwardly earthy style would surely have Jug's ghost nodding in approval. Witmer, Barkman and (especially) Becton do a splendid job in support, and the pianist takes several notable solos as well. The material is a thoughtfully varied mix: the seven originals all appeal, and the choice of Doggy is inspired: the tune is treated with affectionate respect as well as humour (no wonder Cairo likes Rollins!) and is a rich delight from start to finish.

I have no idea who the two ladies adorning the CD's cover are (don't get too excited) or what, if anything, they have to do with the music. But in a way such artwork signifies the simultaneously wacky and down-home appeal of this set, which is the perfect record to play when you've had quite enough of 'muesli jazz' and fancy a bit of honest protein. Recommended.

Redheaded Sirens (A Records ARP 73079)

Alcohol free Jazz ???

Name of Organization: The Jazz Café
Mission of Organization: The Jazz Café exist to present live Jazz music to the general public in an alcohol free, smoke free environment for all ages. Additionally to provide a platform where area jazz musicians may present original performances of Jazz music and be supported in doing so.

Het informele jazzcircuit

The article 'Het informele jazzcircuit: over het grote belang van de kleine informele podia' by Anne-Marie Oostveen was published in 1998 in The Boekmancahier. The article was based on her thesis which dealt with the socio-economic position of professional jazz musicians in the Amsterdam informal scene. You can download the PDF file).


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