Jerry Springer: the Final Thought

I have a question for the drummer, the naked one.

JS: They all are.

I mean the one with the plastic tip. Hey, do you know the differents between a rim-shot and a r*m-job! No? You come with me then!

F*ck you, you b*tch!

JS: Thank you, your question was most helpful. And now it's time for:

The Final Thought

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Sit down drummer! Sit down drummer! Sit down drummer!

JS: Drummers are no worse or better then musicians or singers. They are just different. They didn't choose to be drummers. They can't help it, they were born that way.

Show your d** drummer! Show your d** drummer! Show your d** drummer!

JS: Jokes about drummers have never hurt anyone (except drummers, but do I care?). As long as we treat each other with respect and give these persons a place in our society (any place is fine). We should not look down upon theire useless excistence. We'll have to accept that not all people can contribute to our society.

Kick his a**! Kick his a**! Kick his a**! Kick his a**!

JS: And please remember:

If you don't like drummers, don't date them!

Steve! Steve! Steve!

JS: Good night and God bless you all.

Hey, is that a cymbal hanging there or.. . JS: No more questions please, the show is over.

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